Dad Jokes: Over 600 of the Best (Worst) Jokes Around and Perfect Gift for All Ages! (World’s Best Dad Jokes Collection) – Audiobook

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A USA Today bestseller! Dad Jokes: the good, the bad, and the terrible, a perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike!

With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for even the most embarrassing of dads. Perfect for the father experts, new dads, and all the fathers-to-be, this is the ideal funny gift from any daughter, son, wife, or partner that celebrates how great (terrible) their jokes truly are! But remember―you don’t have to be a dad to tell dad jokes! Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. Great for Father’s Day, Christmas, white elephant, birthdays, and more!

These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh:

I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me.

“Dad, can you put my shoes on?”

“No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.”

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

Q: What’s the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

A: The road.


From the Publisher

Prepare to roll your eyes and get laughing with 600 of the corniest dad jokes around!Prepare to roll your eyes and get laughing with 600 of the corniest dad jokes around!

The perfect gift or stocking stuffer for:

Your dad, the reigning king of all dad jokes!Your dad, the reigning king of all dad jokes!

Anyone looking to become a dad joke proAnyone looking to become a dad joke pro

A crash course in Embarrass Your Kids 101 for any fathers-to-beA crash course in Embarrass Your Kids 101 for any fathers-to-be

The worst jokesters you know!The punniest gift for any husband or father around!The worst jokesters you know!The punniest gift for any husband or father around!

Q: When does a farmer dance?

A: When the beet drops

I tell dad jokes but I have no kids.

I am a faux pa.

My wife gets mad at me for hiding kitchen utensils. But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.

Q: What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

A: A father-in-law

Family-friendly

Easy gift or stocking stuffer

Hilarious jokes to keep you laughing

What’s it about?
Good, clean, pun-tastic fun for all ages! MORE of the best (worst) dad jokes around! All the festive jokes you need to laugh through the holiday season! For kids to out-dad-joke their family and learn to write their own jokes to get the whole family laughing! Embarrass your kids early! Perfect for baby showers and fathers-to-be!

Publisher ‏ : ‎ Sourcebooks (May 1, 2018)
Language ‏ : ‎ English
Paperback ‏ : ‎ 160 pages
ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1492675377
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1492675372
Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 7.9 ounces
Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 5 x 0.4 x 8 inches


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Dad Jokes: Over 600 of the Best (Worst) Jokes Around

Dad Jokes: Over 600 of the Best (Worst) Jokes Around

Introduction

Are you ready to take your pun game to the next level? Look no further than “Dad Jokes: Over 600 of the Best (Worst) Jokes Around!” This incredible collection of dad jokes is guaranteed to have you rolling your eyes in laughter and groaning in agony at the same time. With over 600 carefully curated jokes, this book is the perfect gift for all ages.

Why Dad Jokes?

Dad jokes have become a cultural phenomenon, often associated with cheesy one-liners and groan-worthy puns. These jokes may make you cringe, but they also have a universal appeal that transcends generations. Whether you’re a dad looking to entertain your kids or simply someone who appreciates a good (or bad) pun, this book is for you.

With its vast number of jokes, “Dad Jokes: Over 600 of the Best (Worst) Jokes Around” covers a wide range of topics. From animals and food to sports and technology, you’ll find a joke for every occasion. Each joke is carefully crafted to deliver the maximum dad joke effect, making this collection a goldmine for anyone in need of a good laugh.

Why is it the Perfect Gift?

Whether it’s for Father’s Day, a birthday, or just a random act of kindness, “Dad Jokes: Over 600 of the Best (Worst) Jokes Around” makes an excellent gift. Its universal appeal means that it can be enjoyed by people of all ages, from young kids to grandparents. It’s a book that brings people together through laughter.

In addition to its vast collection of jokes, this book also includes sections on joke-telling tips and tricks. It provides guidance on timing, delivery, and comedic techniques, helping aspiring jokesters take their dad joke game to the next level. It’s not just a book of jokes; it’s a guide to becoming the ultimate dad joker.

FAQ

Q: Are these jokes suitable for kids?

A: Definitely! While some jokes may require a bit of explanation for younger kids, they are all family-friendly and appropriate for all ages. Sharing these jokes with your children can be a great way to bond and create lasting memories.

Q: Are these jokes only for dads?

A: Not at all! While these jokes are commonly associated with dads, anyone can enjoy them. Whether you’re a mom, a grandparent, or just a fan of puns, this collection is guaranteed to tickle your funny bone.

Q: Can I find these jokes online?

A: Some jokes may be available online, but “Dad Jokes: Over 600 of the Best (Worst) Jokes Around” ensures you have a comprehensive and curated collection at your fingertips. The book offers a convenient way to access a wide range of dad jokes without the need for internet connection.

Q: Can this book help me become funnier?

A: Absolutely! The joke-telling tips and tricks included in this book can help you enhance your comedic timing and delivery. With practice and the guidance provided, you’ll be able to master the art of dad jokes and keep your friends and family entertained.

Q: Is there any guarantee of laughter?

A: While humor is subjective, the vast collection of jokes in this book is designed to bring a smile to your face. Whether you find them hilarious or appreciate their cheesiness, they are sure to lighten the mood and create a more joyful atmosphere.

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